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“Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama”

2010 July 17

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  1. unicornsparkles69 permalink
    July 17, 2010

    @xxm0pxx what the fuck are you smoking that you’re “not really that high” off of half an ounce. cilantro?

  2. sandhgreen permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @Jacobdickdddd

    When you are talking about cannabis overdose, you are not talking about dying. You are talking about having an extremely uncomfortable, bad experience.

    Everyone knows that.

  3. sandhgreen permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @DrummOnn

    Thanks, I was not aware of that. That would explain the dial tone heard before the 911 operator take her phone off hook.

  4. Xxero0 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    Holy shit a quarter oz? I’ve only done up to 2 grams at once..

  5. FaLc336 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    This guy is fucking DONE!

  6. DrummOnn permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @sandhgreen When you hit the send button on a homeline you connect or dial into to the phone center, what ever phone server you use begins to record assoon as that happens, if you don’t dial 911 it’s never saved, if you do, it’s saved for evidence.

  7. 4thcoming permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE Hey me an my friend JENAMIC liked this lol as well ;p

  8. xxm0pxx permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @northllstr a gram wouldn’t have done shit. 7 grams = a quarter which is 60 dollars. If he did 14 grams then that would have been a half ounce. (2 quarters) thats not really that high, especially between two people.

  9. stripey1204 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    “what’s the score of the red wings game?” XD HAHAHA

  10. STILLNAKEDBULLWINKLE permalink
    July 18, 2010

    LOLOLOL!!!! The wife is on the ground and totally stoned!!!!!! Time is going by really, reallly, really, slow!!!! LOLOL!!!!!

  11. 4thcoming permalink
    July 18, 2010

    haha lol ;p

  12. LarazaTheLegend permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @BapTistz143 i know, the goverments won´t do it because they earn money of it because so many people drink even them, if they used drugs and over 50% of the population in the world they would make drugs legal thats how the system works, democracy aint perfect…..

  13. BapTistz143 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @LarazaTheLegend same thing with drinking they shout make that illegal

  14. DavySigfusson permalink
    July 18, 2010

    Holy Shit!
    That’s a lot of MJ!

    If you divide it between them equally, then they would both have eaten over 3 Grams!!
    That’s WAY Too much!

    Plus, even thought I’ve never done it myself, I’ve heard that eating it makes it far more likely you will get some serious paranoia.

  15. booboo19974 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    I think im dying :S

  16. amyseriously permalink
    July 18, 2010

    Same call but with visuals.

  17. Jacobdickdddd permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @LarazaTheLegend just a little point here friend u cant overdose on marijuana its not physically possible u would die from lack of oxygen from smoke inhalation before you overdosed and that has never happened before

  18. northllstr permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @tonytone604
    Baking might be different.I have not baked with it,I have made tea,ect.I have done a half g in only hot water and I have been fucking wailed,heart busting,red eyed and stoned for at least 2-2 and a half hours..but I can say that when I was a daily user all through the day from morning to evening,it would be comfortable to do a gram,and have a very long lasting relatively intense high.

  19. northllstr permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @mboothl310 I know what a quarter is…Correct me,but did I ask what a quarter is?I didnt think so.

  20. northllstr permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @murader47 Coming from a cocksucker,Ill take that as a compliment.Thanks.

  21. MrTrueStatement permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @northllstr
    a quarter is 7 grams…

  22. SoleilOmbre permalink
    July 18, 2010

    The lady sounds like a bitch

  23. FunkieKaasie permalink
    July 18, 2010

    Omygod the woman ask stupid qeustions

  24. LarazaTheLegend permalink
    July 18, 2010

    @northllstr U know why it shouldn’t. As all drugs your body get’s used to the drugs and you need more and more to get the same effect and in the end you’ll either die of overdose, killed by dealers who you owe alot of money to or sent to an rehabilitation centre. My uncle died of that shit, so why legalize something that kills and make people retarded and mentally ill.

  25. chivito10 permalink
    July 18, 2010

    dumbasses did a quad their first time

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